A tall man with red hair and humongous shoes was arrested yesterday and charged with attempted homicide. His victims are numbered in the billions and can be found all over the world. His weapons? Trans fats, saturated fats, sugar, artificial ingredients (including flavors and colors), preservatives, etc. I admit: I’m a health food freak. What are we putting in our bodies? For a list of ingredients, see here.
Must guard the great symbol at all costs. (Hmmm, maybe the big M shouuldn’t be in Pakistan?)
Down with fast food and here’s a little video for y’all: